Pirating website’s synopsis of Starscape

This gave me untold amusement, despite the fact my book appeared on a pirating website. It’s like they put it through a number of layers of Google Translate. My favourite parts are “thermonuclear weapons” and “peloponnesian wars of the Valintari”. And so, for your reading pleasure, I give you: a synopsis of Starscape courtesy of one genius website!


STARSCAPE EBOOK AUTHOR BY BENITA J. PRINS

A memoir that tells of a star… growingly smashing unless every one other… level in preference to the sun… thousands of years ago… wiser let alone the wisest of men… a fuss of absurd beauty… It was no also beside drivel away rubbish in the squared circle that began it. All the same Pluriel is accidentally reminded of a grown-up prophecy, he and three companions tackle the for life career to Nevarra Swamp. Their mission? A nearing terminal presume to think of the Rioter of the Star, stolen centuries over by Jalavak. This Brawler is the so far thermonuclear weapons which quod overpower the Grum Lord, on behalf of he was pained by it in the peloponnesian wars of the Valintari at the grow bright of time. Aside from what lavatory Pluriel, Ringard, Galdore and Tristal do alone? With if the ofing is to be fulfilled, the Popular idol alterum binding lose the day excepting the tip – and how could the likes of a rightfulness turn up to pass?

And the real one:

A legend that tells of a star… more beautiful than any other… even before the sun… thousands of years ago… wiser than the wisest of men… a song of unearthly beauty…
It was no more than idle talk in the marketplace that began it.
When Pluriel is accidentally reminded of an old prophecy, he and three companions begin the long journey to Nevarra Swamp. Their mission? A nearly hopeless attempt to recapture the Sword of the Star, stolen centuries ago by Jalavak. This Sword is the only weapon which can defeat the Dark Lord, for he was wounded by it in the war of the Valintari at the dawn of time. But what can Pluriel, Ringard, Galdore and Tristal do alone? For if the prophecy is to be fulfilled, the Star itself must fall from the sky – and how could such a thing come to pass?

 

 

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5 thoughts on “Pirating website’s synopsis of Starscape

  1. It almost sounds as if someone from some other country wrote it using google translate! A couple of the sentences just don’t seem to make much sense to me….

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